Patti Soldavini

Snoctober Storm

In dogs, humor, lifestyle, pets, weimaraners, writing on 11/04/2011 at 8:57 pm


Hey everyone, it’s SNOWING! I LOVE snow. I eat snowballs as big as softballs. They’re like soft ice cubes. Oh, the pellet stove just came on. I love that too. I also like to use my front paw to pick at spots on the ground where I suspect vermin or some other tasty tidbit is hiding. My toes are cold. Oh, there’s another tree cracking. What time is it? Did I eat dinner yet? I also like to burrow my nose beneath the snow just because it feels good. And maybe because there might be some stinky vermin below. (Sniff. Sniff. Sniff.) The gophers are back. They stink. They’re kind of dumb animals too. They dig tunnels that leave giant raised ridges. How dumb is that? Why not just leave a calling card? “HI! I’M A STUPID GOPHER. JUST FOLLOW MY TRAIL. FILTHY PRIZE AT THE END.” Oops. Patti just tripped over her laptop cord then stepped on my hard plastic bone with the raised orange dental ridges. I sharpen my teeth on those. Then she fell on top of my Orvis bed. I can’t make out the words she’s screaming but it’s not pretty. OH MY GOD, NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD IS ON NOW. ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITES. OH BAR-BARA… How come there aren’t any zombie dogs in this movie? I’m hungry again. (Lick. Lick. Lick.) The stinkbugs are finally gone. My bowls are back in the kitchen. Uh-oh, the lights just went out.

  1. Oh my word you always make me laugh out loud!

  2. A frantic, rambling post – I loved it! 🙂

  3. Pure Patti! Those bones hurt – especially on bare feet.

    It almost got cold enough for snow this morning. Then it got to 70 degrees this afternoon. I feel like a stripper as I peel off layers all day.

  4. Puppies and snow. Yes, winter can indeed be awesome.

  5. Happy dog. Happy dog. Running dog. Running dog. Quiet puppy. Sleeping puppy. Good dog. Good doggy. (Shhhhh. Quietly: loved this post)

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