Patti Soldavini

The Inquisitor

In dogs, humor, lifestyle, pets, weimaraners, writing on 04/23/2012 at 7:51 pm

"Is this for ME?"

What the hell is this? It smells pretty good. A slightly musky fragrance. I like the texture too. I could probably use this to floss my digestive track, not my teeth. Although I don’t want to end up with a “dangler.” I’ll look like a Christmas ornament at the end of a hook. This doesn’t make Patti happy. Tastes pretty good. A strong woody flavor with a delicate vegetable note. I may be over thinking this, but why do I feel compelled to make a nest out of it? And yet, there’s something a little disquieting about its presentation. “OH MY GOD, DO YOU THINK IT COULD BE A BUNCH OF GROUND UP SCARECROWS?” Holy agricide, I’m ‘outta here. 

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  1. I am trying not to visualize the “dangler” 🙂

  2. Get out of there Olive. It doesn’t look tasty or comfy.
    Bella and DiDi

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