Patti Soldavini

Fly Farts and Grammar

In dogs, humor, lifestyle, pets, weimaraners, writing on 05/07/2012 at 7:20 pm

“Go ahead. Come CLOSER.”

It’s true. I can smell a fly fart 50 miles away. 60, if he had cheese for dinner.  And as intelligent as I am, I still have difficulty understanding the difference between “scent” and “sent.” The human language often baffles me. You do realize that Gary Larson was correct in what we hear when you are speaking to us, don’t you? “Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, OLIVE? “OLIVE? Blah, blah, blah, blah BISCUIT?” “Blah, blah, blah DOG PARK?” Actually, I’m always paying attention to your body language anyway. It’s a much more accurate read of what you are doing or about to do, or what you’re feeling. Question. Doesn’t that make dogs smarter than people then? Just because I may not understand the “hard” things like calculus or engineering just means I haven’t been taught. But the “soft” stuff like body language, instinct, intuition? That’s actually more difficult. Just because it’s not scientific, doesn’t mean it’s not intelligent. It just means science hasn’t figured out a way to explain it yet. Am I making any sense right now? Because I feel incredibly bright and articulate at this moment. Oh look, a stink bug.

  1. Ok, I have to know how you took this picture! How did you get all of it in focus with her nose in the forefront?

    • Oh, shots like this are “happy accidents.” I took about 8 or 10 pics…I was actually trying to get her running through the tunnel. I got one, kind of good, but a tad blurry. I was shocked that she fearlessly barreled through the tunnel like a torpedo once I threw a ball into it!

  2. Yes, you are incredibly bright and articulate! 🙂

  3. Howl! So funny! We love the image of Olive!
    Bella and DiDi

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